Life Update...

I haven't wrote anything on here in so long that I honestly thought about starting a new blog. I figured that since I was married now, that would be a good stopping and re-starting spot. BUT then I slapped myself ( not really) because I realized that would defeat the purpose of this blog: to document my journey, my life. 

Quick update, school is back in session: all of my teachers are trolls ( except the hottie with a body bowling coach. yes, I am taking bowling. yes i get a credit for it. ) Classes are good, so far I really only enjoy my literature class. 

Wedding planning dominates the other half of my life. The big day is coming up quick and I am so excited. I still have a full head of hair, so I'd say things are going pretty good. I am, however, just now starting to get aggravated that this shindig is only one day. As much time, effort and MONEY as we are putting into it, you'd think it was a week long, county wide celebration. 

OH, I got a job! Thats noteworthy. I am a cashier at a local cafe on main st. If it was anymore novel, my feet wouldn't be able to touch the ground. 

Thats the broad whatnots going on with me. How are you? How has your week been? 
You probably won't answer, but I do care. I hope you who read this are doing good. 

Random bunny trail, I have become quite entertained by these "vine" sensations. If you haven't seen any, you are missing out my friend. One of my top 5 favorites is: 

I have not the energy to bore you with my troubles as I thought I would post, instead I will leave you with 7 seconds of senseless funny. 

Facebook me, maybe?

Facebook is boring me. 
Wouldn't it be cool if super-heros (or other fictional characters of your choice) had Facebook's?


Just picture it: 


Captain America
I just saved the world with my shield and amazing looks. 




Or you know, something cool like that... Anything has to be better than duck faces, half naked hoes, and everybody and there momma making some kind of post about homosexuality. (I thought that ship has sailed, but obviously not.) 
I have twitter and, to me, you're less likely to lose 1000  brain cells in the first 5 minutes of indulging in social networking. 
Of course now there's instagram (which I don't have) and pintrest ( I have that!) AND stumbleupon (also have) to keep us occupied when we feel our brain cells oozing from FB. 


Social Networking sites have taken over the world. People are being warned now to be careful about what they put on there, esp FB, becaue employers are looking you up and if they see stuff they don't like- YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK. 


I don't have time to write more.. till the 'morrow! 

Money can buy Happiness

Hey,  What's up. 

Sorry I haven't been attentive. And I'll have you know that I've had so much on my mind lately, that if I would've put my mind to it I could have pounded out some good stuff. 

Like today I had this thought... (this sprouting from the ongoing college what-nots)

IT'S NOT FREAKING FAIR THAT ALL THESE STUPID "CELEBS" ARE ROLLING IN THE DOUGH SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY PARTY ALL THE TIME (JERSEY SHORE RING A BELL???) AND THE REST OF US (NORMAL PEOPLE WHO ARE SCRAPING TO GET BY) ARE UP TO OUR EYEBALLS IN DEBT JUST TO GO TO COLLEGE AND GRADUATE AND MAYBE GET A DECENT JOB AFTERWARDS!!!!! 

SERIOUSLY?! 

I mean, come on!! Where is the JUSTICE America???

Land of the free?!  

Yea, Right. Until you get a job and 1/4 of your hard earned money will be sucked out of that no questions asked. Got a problem with it? Well too freaking bad! 

Sorry for the outburst, readers. But you have to see where I'm coming from.

Stressed out doesn't even begin to describe how I've felt lately. 

"Money doesn't buy happiness." 

I think I'd have to disagree a little.. 

Hairy Situation

With not working much and not being in school right now, I have a lot of time to sit on my butt and not do much.

I mean I guess I could clean, give back to the community, or ... 

God help me, EXERCISE. 

yea.. or maybe not. 

Today was one of those days when I woke up and did not like what was staring back at me in the mirror. 

Regardless of the fact that my physical appearance sucked! ( breakouts, frizzy hair, bags under my eyes, eye buggers.. and so on.. ) 

I also have the heavy failure feeling drooping on my shoulders. Sitting around looking like a bum, I felt like a bum. Finally about two o'clock I looked myself in the eye and said "take a shower you smelly bum".

After my self- motivational speech I made it to the shower. Once I got in the shower my next thought was 

"humm I should probably shave while I'm in here" 

OMG WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO SHAVE SO MUCH?!!

It a twenty minute attempt to de-hair myself. Not to mention the next 15 minutes it took to wash my hair, face, and body.  When I got out I noticed that I missed like half the bak of my thunder thighs and cut myself in like three places. It would have been easier to go to a butcher... well ok, maybe not. 

Usually after a shower I feel relaxed and less bum-ish looking.. not today. 

I was so frustrated after I got out the only thing I could do was cry. 

Ok, I didn't cry.. 

but I did use my good lotion and spent another twenty minutes on my hair and make-up.. which did make me feel a little better about myself. 

I expect better of myself.

Over the course of the day I haven't done much, just to be honest with you. 
(This blog is supposed to be about me and my journey through life... at least that's what I think it's supposed to be about. )
Sometimes I surprise myself at how lazy I can be. Which we all knew that, didn't we? 
My room is a complete disaster. Clothes, clean clothes, are in a pile on the floor, the dirty clothes hamper is full again, my closet kinda exploded on itself and my table and dresser... let's not even go there. 
My bathroom needs cleaning.. not to mention all the stuff that STILL needs to be done for my sister's wedding on SATURDAY! 
I can't start talking about that or I'll be here all night. 


You're probably wondering why I'm blogging instead of cleaning my room or cleaning out wine bottles for the wedding. Stop wondering that! I was messing on the computer and here I am. 
Don't give me that look you know you love spending time with me :) 


Due to certain circumstances I haven't been working a lot lately and school is out, so I haven't been doing much which makes me feel extra lazy! I've kinda gotten into the habit of sleeping a lot and... well that's about it. Sleeping. A lot. 
I'm hoping that once work picks back up I'll have more motivation and not feel like such a waste of space. Plus I'll have some cash flow. Which is always a good sign. "Love that money!" to quote Ricky Bobby. 
I think I can handle work starting back, but I'll admit I'm not ready for school. I finally got everything squared away, classes scheduled and financial aid done. But I'm not mentally prepared. 
Last semester threw me for a loop, to say the least. This summer break I plan on getting myself back on track and ready to tackle school. I had a long talk with myself, well I've had several talks with myself, and I expect better of myself! 

slippers and coffee and book reviews

starting the morning off right, in my slippers and drinking a cup of joe.
my mom religiously puts sweet n low in her coffee, so when i started drinking, i too used it. but now that i have realized the after taste is disgusting.. i stick to just creamer. mmm it's delicious :) 


yesterday i worked for about two hours because my boss's mom fell and had to go to the ER for x-rays yesterday afternoon. talk about easing back into work. today, however, i feel like we'll pound out a good 6 hours. my bank account desperately needs them...
for some reason, i have a netflix account. (even though i'm back to my normal self and read more than i watch movies or tv) and i always forget that at the end of the month it sneaks out 8 bucks out of my account.(which is totally a cosmic joke, because the end of the month is also the "time of the month. no wonder i'm ready to commit suicide)  this month really sucked because i only had 8 bucks in my account and when i tried to swipe my card i almost had a heart attack when it declined. i checked when i got home.. sure enough netflix left me with .41 to my name. whew, i'm a broke hoe. 


but.. God always come through, doesn't he? because that day i got my Christmas present from grandmaw and it was handsomely green. 


if you like crime/mysteries/law novels, you should really check out Lisa Scottoline. I've read 2 of her books, and I going to start a third today.  Last night I finished "Daddy's Girl". (the name really throws off the actually story, I think) It's about a law professor  who gets involved in shady ongoings at a prison and intertwined in all of that she falls in love a fellow professor. It really was a page turner, and FYI I try not to use that term, but this book had a good level of suspense. The last 10 pages were the best plot twist ever! It made me mad, but it was good. *SPOILER ALERT! the hot professor turned out to be one of the bad guys! since you probably won't read it for yourself, I figured I'd go ahead and tell you. 


What's your favorite book, or can you even pick just one? 

ghetto booty hot dog tattoos

so today at Ross, i bought these super tight ghetto booty jeans. i mean, every curve/roll is being rugged and squeezed. 

i'm not sure how well this will go over, but we're gonna try them out. i really bought them because when i wear my rain boots, i want to wear them like the little preppy girls. you know the whole tucked in deal. 

Tuesday is my last day working at the grill. i'd be lying to say i wasn't excited. not that i don't like the people there ( and by that i mean the people that i work with, the customers are a different story..) i'm just ready for something else. i hate slinging hot dogs and cleaning up explosive dookie off the walls. oh the horror. i have another job lined up, which is the main reason i'm leaving the grill. this couple at my church has a curtain shop and have offered me a job there, so i seized the opportunity! i start on Thursday at 10 o'clock :) 

good things come to those who wait.. and believe me, i've been waiting. 

speaking of good things, i'm getting a tattoo. 

hells yea, i'm super excited. 

its going to be the quote "love conquers all" ( yes i know that can be a cheesy quote, but for me its all about the Jesus love, and when you think about it that way.. it's perfect! ) in front of the quote there is going to be a bird cage with the door open and then little birds flying away. it doesn't sound as good as it will look, i promise it will be intense :) 

so speaking of tattoos, if you have a tattoo, why do you have one? if not, let's say you were to get one, what would it be? 

p.s answer my question!

my ears are sore. i put bigger gauges in and boy, i'm feeling it now. i'm at a size 4 :) it doesn't look as big as i thought it would, however, when compared to the regular hole, its pretty intense. 

check it out!! 

i have basically wasted the day away. 
i keep thinking about studying for that midterm, however, i haven't really accomplished much. i read over some stuff this morning, but i didn't get much further.
 i put a load of laundry in the washer, went to work, came home, got on the computer, ate, went to wal-mart, and now i'm back on the computer. where are my priorities??
not on my western civ exam thats fo sho! 


ever had those moments when your just like wtf just happened? 
i've been having those a lot lately. 
like when this drunk came into work today badgering me about fresh potato wedges then literally mid sentence just walked away. 
wtf?
or when you text this guy you like for something totally stupid  and you expect a super nice answer and you get some dip shit answer.
wtf?
maybe its me. maybe i just attract losers. people who don't call/text back. creepy people in wal-mart, and old men. its like i have a magnet planted in my head that they are drawn to. 
this thought pattern is depressing me. 
any who.. i have school tomorrow. that thought is finally refreshing. i can't get over how amazing it is to actually enjoy going to school. (with the exception of western civ of course)


what about you, where is somewhere refreshing you enjoy going? 


p.s: for those of you who read this.. if you haven't noticed, the past couple of post have ended with a question.. you could answer it. you know. if you feel so led :)  

farting in wal mart.

i was going to take a video of me and rachel in wal mart.. that didn't really work out. my phone died. 
oh well. 
we basically just farted around in there.. literally. she farted. i farted. it was amazing. you better take note of this forever.. i hate admitting that i fart. i know.. gross. 
why am i talking about this?
don't ask..
its late.. 
too much caffeine lately..
mt. dew is the devil.. its sweet deliciousness will soon corrupt me!  


i have to work in the morning.. i really shouldn't complain.. its only a 6 hour shift.. technically 5 if you don't count the last hour which you use to clean up. and now that i am getting good at time management i actually get out of there on time when i close.  


ok.. blog post check! 
i'm going to bed :) 

BLT's and Tim

"this is the story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole world.."
sometimes i crack myself up. when i open my blog i see the title and i start singing that song. its like an automatic reaction for my brain. 


oh really sir, you'd like lettuce and tomato on your BLT. how creative. 
thats how work has been for me the past few days. 
i actually had to work on saturday and it was overall good. the day went by fast and it was productive. 
plus last week i worked like 7 days straight and worked full shifts. my paycheck was pretty nice.. not to brag :) 


i am hanging out at some friends' house and i just got done shoving my face with some sort of mexican food ordeal. it was delicious. i am full. 


is any of this noteworthy?
like why would you want to read about me eating and being full?
i'm awesome. thats why. 
and someday when i'm famous and excerts from these blogs are in books and magazines you have bragging rights saying that you knew that first! 
i give you permission now. 


still no wireless internet at the home front. however, a friend of mine informed me that i could just take the ethernet cord and plug into Tim and BAM! Connected! 
i don't know why i didn't think of that earlier. 
i'll try that later and get back with you on the results :) 

F

i am going to hike up a tall mountain and drop the f bomb like nobody's business. 

then i will jump off said mountain. 

F. 

F. 

F!

F!!

*splat*

thats how its going down.

i worked today.. first time i ever opened, it went great.  until the last hour. eff me. it took me like two hours to clean up.. when it should've barely taken me one. then the mop bucket tried to attack me. it did. and won. 

then i get home and ( oh by the way... my computer is here!! ) trying to figure out how to get wireless working at my house.. ugghh. of course its like fighting to the death. every freaking thing has to be so d*** difficult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i don't know whats going on with me.. i have been getting really irritated lately. its getting on my own nerves.

the stupidest things set me off. 

maybe i need to go back to therapy... 

i have a hangnail! 

perfect timing, huh.

maybe i'm just a spoiled brat.. because i can't get what i want when i want it. humm.. 

maybe this is a test from the big man to practice patience?? 

maybe not and the whole universe is against me!!! 

lets go with that one ;) 

also i think i'm going to delete lady gaga as a friend on Facebook, she too is getting on my nerves. 

maybe i should go take a nap. i think that will help, don't you?

it's like he can read my mind