i'm pregnant

i feel a bit sad, not gonna lie. 
it's friday night.. and i'm sitting home on the couch, in my sweats, with my mom watching tv. 
wow. living it up big time. 
i kinda sorta thought i was gonna hang with my best friend, but know.. she ran off into the sunset with her husband. story of my life. 
boo hoo. woe is me.
i think every person deserves a moment like this is their life. yes, i take hold of them a lot, but that's a different story for a different day. 


a story for today... 
ahh ok!
so: 
in my world religions class today  there is this kinda weird black girl and towards the end of class she blurts out.. 
B.G: mr. hairr what time is it? 
M.H: 10:36... were you wanting it to be 10:50 already?
B.G: yea.. i'm really upset and i can't focus. 
M.H: well if your that upset you can go ahead and go, i won't keep you
B.G: i can go? *M.H nods his head* thanks, i'm just really upset. i'm pregnant.
and then she freaking walks out of class!! 
it was the crazy. after she left the whole class busted out laughing. not because she's prego, but because of the way it all happened. it was like, WTF just happened? 
i love college :) 

Sometimes I think I'm better than you.. even though we both know I'm not.

blahh.

 nothing witty comes to mind. nothing to say that will charm the minds of the poor souls that may read this.

I'm just sitting here swinging my ponytail around my head and texting my sister who is right behind me.

when i am great these blogs will be hashed up and deemed wonderful. the mind of a young writer struggling to survive! ha. dramatic headlines. I hope I live to see them. the most poetic thing that could happen is that i could grow up to write one or two really epic novels, produce a few plays(?) and at the height of my success die in a terrible car crash. ahh.. sweet victory? that's how the world works though, isn't?

however, after said car crash if they build a library and name it after me and fund a scholarship for fat girls i will truly have died happy.

who sits around around and thinks about this stuff?

I do. (hello, personal fable)

so now that i have went out on this pointless rant...

well is it realy pointless, what if its self prophecy?

Oh I could only be so lucky. That would just make my greatness even more... for lack of better word great.



This video has no connection to the rest of this scattered post, BUT its freaking hilarious, so enjoy it! :)