V-CARD

"Dont have sex, you will get pregnant, and DIE!" -coach from Mean Girls 

If you know me outside of this blog, or even inside this blog, you are well aware that I am not to found of babies, nor do I have a desire to have one of my own. Having said that, it should be no big surprise when I say the very thought of getting pregnant scares the hell out of me.  

Now let's jump back to sixth grade health class. Those horrible images of pubic hair morphing in still haunt me to this day. But in that class I learned a very valuable lesson. 

IF YOU HAVE SEX YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE! 

translation: if you have sex you can get pregnant!! 

This very reason, along with the sheer fact that I'm just not ready to "give it up" is why I have not yet had sex. I, Emily Michelle Greene, am still a virgin. 

Your probably wondering "where the heck is all this coming from?"

Ever since I starting dating my wonderful boyfriend I have been bombarded with "concerns" from people who just want me to "do the right thing". 

I'm sorry, the last time I checked, I could cloth myself, dress myself, drive a car, pay taxes, and wipe my own butt. I think I'm perfectly capable of make other PERSONAL big girl decisions on my own. 

If and When I decide upon those things, it should be nobody else's business, except my partner. Not your bothers sisters cousins friend who knows a guy who knows another guy who has this friend who knows this guys cousins sisters boyfriends baby daddy's. 

For all you "concerned" citizens of my sex life (in this case, my non-exsistent sex life), please back off. 

camels and sex wagons

"so the other day i was driving down the road and..."

this is how i will now start off conversations.. or vear off conversations when they take off on a awkward path. 

in all truth the other day i was not driving my car, i was, however, driving my friends car a.k.a. the big red sex wagon ( named for reasons we won't discuss) ahh yes, glorious times at the beach. how i miss them already. 

i want to blog about some of the highlights.. but without giving really long stories its just not the same. and i don't really feel like it at the moment. i will however tell you that at wild wings cafe ( great chicken! btw) they have a real live freaking camel named Cracker. and he is so cute and nice. like a giant dog that you can ride.. i really wanted to. but i didn't wanted to be the really fat straw that broke the camel's back. haha.. yes pun totally intended! was that a pun?? ah who cares? i certainly don't :) 

camel was getting frisky with meh

so today was/is father's day... maybe we just shouldn't talk about that one..

(i will say that we went to my dad's church and they have a pretty impressive worship team. hate to say this but i liked it a lot better than my church. it consisted of 13 people all belting out joyful noises. )

today also is the day my best friend left for Cali. luc-key! 

i wanna go back to the beach. ugh! 

this week i will start my job hunt! pray with me that i will get something. 

anything!