should i start with:
my mom being in the hospital,
the guy in my acting class telling me to "have my way" with him,
the viagra commercial i saw today,
or my sister almost ruining the x-ray machine at the hospital??
oh the possibilities are endless! well.. they are kinda endless. I mean I could talk about all of these things and a few more and still probably run out of things to talk about. Imagine that, me, running out of things to talk about. CRAZY!
Ok, important things first. Mom.
Remember this?
Well she finally had the surgery to have the arteries cleaned out. Despite the fact that there was a 2% chance of her having a stroke on the table and receiving massive complications, the surgery went fine. No stroke. She came out zoned out. However since there was a slight risk, today worry just kinda wrapped around me like a tight sweater, a turtleneck sweater. I dropped her off at the hospital before class, and all through classes I kept playing the "what if" game.
Today has been stressful to say the least. I hate stressful days, but then again who likes them?
When my mom was safe and sound in the room, me and my little sister went back there to check on her and lil sis thought she would write a nice message on the dry erase board. Well the first mistake was that the marker she picked up was not a dry erase marker, but a PERMANENT marker. Second mistake was that the dry erase board was not a dry erase board, but an X-RAY viewer....err whatever they call them. but you get the picture. permanent marker on an x-ray machine!! OOOMMGG!!
But she was light on her feet. She sprung the germ-x out of her pocket and cleaned it off. Surprisingly most of it came off. You can see a tiny smudge of "get well" but, hopefully they won't be viewing x-rays anytime soon. and hopefully they won't tag us as the culprits.
whew... never a dull moment with us, not even in ICU. Thank God mom was knocked out, or she would have had a stroke then.
now how does viagra fit in to this?
I was chilling in the waiting room.. all alone, watching tv. This commercial comes on, a guy on a sail boat gabbing on about sailing and then BAM something about erectial disfunction! and as if on cue, two old men come into the waiting room! being with two old men in a waiting room with a viagra commercial blaring makes me about as comfortable as.. well to tell you the truth, it doesn't make me comfortable at all.
I'll save the acting class guy story for later...
my mom being in the hospital,
the guy in my acting class telling me to "have my way" with him,
the viagra commercial i saw today,
or my sister almost ruining the x-ray machine at the hospital??
oh the possibilities are endless! well.. they are kinda endless. I mean I could talk about all of these things and a few more and still probably run out of things to talk about. Imagine that, me, running out of things to talk about. CRAZY!
Ok, important things first. Mom.
Remember this?
Well she finally had the surgery to have the arteries cleaned out. Despite the fact that there was a 2% chance of her having a stroke on the table and receiving massive complications, the surgery went fine. No stroke. She came out zoned out. However since there was a slight risk, today worry just kinda wrapped around me like a tight sweater, a turtleneck sweater. I dropped her off at the hospital before class, and all through classes I kept playing the "what if" game.
Today has been stressful to say the least. I hate stressful days, but then again who likes them?
When my mom was safe and sound in the room, me and my little sister went back there to check on her and lil sis thought she would write a nice message on the dry erase board. Well the first mistake was that the marker she picked up was not a dry erase marker, but a PERMANENT marker. Second mistake was that the dry erase board was not a dry erase board, but an X-RAY viewer....err whatever they call them. but you get the picture. permanent marker on an x-ray machine!! OOOMMGG!!
But she was light on her feet. She sprung the germ-x out of her pocket and cleaned it off. Surprisingly most of it came off. You can see a tiny smudge of "get well" but, hopefully they won't be viewing x-rays anytime soon. and hopefully they won't tag us as the culprits.
whew... never a dull moment with us, not even in ICU. Thank God mom was knocked out, or she would have had a stroke then.
now how does viagra fit in to this?
I was chilling in the waiting room.. all alone, watching tv. This commercial comes on, a guy on a sail boat gabbing on about sailing and then BAM something about erectial disfunction! and as if on cue, two old men come into the waiting room! being with two old men in a waiting room with a viagra commercial blaring makes me about as comfortable as.. well to tell you the truth, it doesn't make me comfortable at all.
I'll save the acting class guy story for later...
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